Brad Majors Hey, Janet

Janet Weiss Yes, Brad?

Brad Majors I've got something to say

Janet Weiss Uh huh?

Brad Majors I really love the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet


Janet Weiss Oh...oh, Brad

Brad Majors The river was deep but I swam it

Chorus Janet

Brad Majors The future is ours, so let's plan it

Chorus Janet

Brad Majors So please don't tell me to can it

Chorus Janet

Brad Majors I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it


Chorus Janet

Brad Majors There's a fire in my heart and you fan it

Chorus Janet

Brad Majors If there's one fool for you then I am it

Chorus Janet

Brad Majors I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so


Janet Weiss Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had

Chorus Oh, Brad

Janet Weiss Now we're engaged and I'm so glad

Chorus Oh, Brad

Janet Weiss That you met Mom and you know Dad

Chorus Oh, Brad

Janet Weiss I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad


Brad Majors Oh, dammit

Janet Weiss I'm mad

Brad Majors Oh, Janet

Janet Weiss For you

Brad Majors I love you too

Brad and Janet There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo

Brad Majors And that's go see the man who began it

Chorus Janet

Brad Majors When we met in his science exam-it

Chorus Janet

Brad Majors Made me give you the eye and then panic

Chorus Janet

Brad Majors Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet


Janet Weiss Oh Brad, I'm mad

Brad Majors Dammit, Janet

Brad and Janet I love you