Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy
[Repeat 4 times]

Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you!

Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep, beep, beep down Sesame Street
Toot, toot, toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
Ooh!!

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Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy (Repeat 3 times)
Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you!

You go girl!
Eeeehhhhhhh!
Oooooohhhhh!
Aye!

Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?

You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like Halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the IQ of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy
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You go girl!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Yee-ha!
Giddy up horsey!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Pugh! Pugh! Pugh!
It's like a horror movie isn't it?
Oohh!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Ooh Ooh Eee!
Ride 'em cowboy!

Do you wanna know what
I really think about you?

You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!
You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!
Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert!

Whatever!
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You got ears on your face like spock in space!
You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed!
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!

What?

Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever!
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