You bored me with your stories
I can't believe that I endured
You for as long as I did
I'm happy it's over, I'm only sorry
That I didn't make the move before you

And when you go, I will remember
To send a thank you note to that girl
I see she's holding you so tender
Well, I just wanna say

[Chorus]
I never really loved you anyways
No, I didn't love you anyway
I never really loved you anyways
I'm so glad you're moving away

Valentino, I don't think so
You watching MTV while I lie dreaming in an MT bed
And come to think of it, I was misled
My flat, my food, my everything
And thoughts inside my head

Before you go, I must remember
To have a quiet word with that girl
Does she know you're not a spender
Well, I just have to say

[Chorus]
I never really loved you anyways
No, I didn't love you anyway
I never really loved you anyways
I'm so glad you're moving away

[repeat 2x]