Ain't that the way babe, how you traet me like shit, well I ain't having it no more, all those prank calls, just to wake me up, all those letters just to get my attention, well fuck it man, I've had enough.

CHORUS:
I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child
Just a little touch Madonna's wild style
With Janet Jackson's smile, throw in a body like Jennifers'
You've got the star of my liquid dreams,
Then when I see that girl,
I just squirm,
Cos she is taking the piss.


So you look at me,
I look at you,
But hatred is all I see,
and the devil before me.

REPEAT CHORUS TWICE

I don't deserve this,
You don't deserve me,
Now all I wanna do is,
SCREAM!!!

AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH, Shelley the monster is coming towards me!!
I run, but she catches me,
Chomps on me, like the cannibal she is,
And I am now officially dead.