Spoken:

Cookie Monster: Good evening, and welcome to Monsterpiece Theatre. Me your host, Alistair Cookie. Tonight, me present good old-fashioned musical called, "Guys and Dolls". It all about guys and their dolls. So now, "Guys and Dolls".

Sung:

Herry: When you see a really strong guy
Battin' balls way up to the sky
There could be a chance the guy's got a doll

Female orange-haired monster: When you meet a really smart gal
With a doll that's her very best pal
It just might be
She's got a truck
She races 'round her room
'Cause she likes to go vroom-vroom
Vroom-vroom

Herry: When a guy's got himself tucked in
Who does he want tucked in with him
Who's he keep by him while he dreams all night
It's not his bat
It's not his baseball
It's his favorite doll
He likes to hug most of all
'Cause some guys really like to
Some guys really like to play with dolls

Female: When it's time to say good-night
Who's a girl wanna hug real tight
Who's she keep by her while she closes her eyes
It's not her doll
It's not her teddy
It's her favorite truck, yeah!
She's tucked in her bed, see?
'Cause some girls really like to
Some girls really like to play with trucks

Both: Yes, we really like to
We really like to play with ...

Herry: Dolls!

Female: Trucks!

Herry: Sleep tight, dolly!

Female: Vroom-vroom!

Scene changes to Monsterpiece Theatre set, Cookie Monster now has a doll in his hands.

Cookie Monster: Now, that music me can hum to! Right dolly? Ahh-haaa, you liked it too? This Alistair Cookie saying "good night". Say "good night", dolly. (he moves her body up and down and changes his voice slightly) Good night, dolly. Ahhh-haaa-haaa.