Oscar: I'll give you a song
That I think is tops:
If you keep up this racket,
I'm calling the cops!

(music starts)
David: Oh, Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here
Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna sing some singalongs anyhow
Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here

Big Bird: Oh yeah
Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here
Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna strum our banjos anyhow
Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here

Ernie: Now Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here
Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna play our piano anyhow
Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here

Gordon: Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here
Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna do some drumming anyhow
Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here

David: Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here
Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna do some singalong singing anyhow
Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here!

(spoken)
Oscar: Very funny, very funny (door slams)