Voice to Round Red Monster: "Are you the monster that ate the television?"

Round Red Monster: "Do I look like I ate a television?"

Voice to Tall Skinny Orange Monster: "Are you the monster that ate the television?"

Tall Skinny Orange Monster: "Do I look like I ate a television?"

Voice to Big Square Green Monster: "Then you must be the monster that ate the television!"

Big Square Green Monster opens his mouth, reveals several seconds of TV, wherein a man winds up a toy bear who bangs its cymbals together--ting-tang-ting. The Big Square Green Monster closes his lips and grins.

Big Square Green Monster: "I------like television!"