When I lost Homer, well I went downtown
To the man at the Animal Lost and Found
I said, "Have you seen Homer, he's as cute as can be?"
And the man brought a cuddly puppy to me

And I said
"Whoa, no, that's not Homer!
Wo wo, that's not Homer!
Oh oh, Homer
Homer where can you be?"
And the man said,
"Describe your pet to me."

I did, but okay
I said, "Homer's got four legs, he's got two eyes
He's the sweetest pet, he's the perfect size
He doesn't go woof, and he doesn't go meow."
And the man brought me back an old moo-cow!

And I said
"Whoa, no, that's not Homer!
Wo wo, that's not Homer!
Oh oh, Homer
Homer where can you be?"
And the man said,
"Describe your pet to me."

I'll try again
I said "Homer's got two eyes, and he's got four legs
He doesn't have wings and he doesn't lay eggs
He's got two big ears that are kind of funny."
And the man brought me out a furry bunny

And I said
"Whoa, no, that's not Homer!
Wo wo, that's not Homer!
Oh oh, Homer
Homer where can you be?"
And the man said,
"Describe your pet to me."

Get it right!
I said, "Homer's got big ears and a special nose
That's shaped long and thin like a garden hose."
He said, "Now I see." and away he went
And he brought back Homer, my pet elephant!

And I said
"Yeah yeah, that's my Homer!
Say hey, that's my Homer!
Welcome home, Homer
Homer, I'm as happy as can be!"

Oh Homer, I'm so glad I found you

Yay, yay, that's my Homer
Say hey, welcome home Homer
Oh my Homer
Homer I'm as happy as can be

And the man said
"That's 'cause you described your pet to me."

Yes I did, yes I did, yes I did, yes I did

Say hey, that's my Homer
Welcome home, Homer
Don't you be roamin' now
Welcome home, Homer
I'm as happy as can be
Yes I am, I'm so glad to see you
(kisses him)