Gordon: Hey, is everybody ready for the word family song?

Susan and Mr. Hooper: Yeah!

Oscar: NO!!!!!

Gordon: Oh, come on Oscar, because today's family is the et family. And I've got one about something in the sky.

You take a J that's a Juh
Add an e-t et
You put them all together and that spells jet
That's jet, j-e-t, jet

Everyone: That's jet, j-e-t, jet

Gordon: You take a j that's a juh, add an e-t et

All: You put them all together and that spells jet!

Susan: I have one!

You take a p that's a puh, add an e-t et
You put them all together and that spells pet
That's pet, p-e-t, pet

All: That's pet, p-e-t, pet

Susan: You take a p that's a puh add an e-t et

All: You put them all together and that spells pet

Susan: OK Mr. Hooper, your turn

Mr. Hooper: Ok, I'm ready

You take an n that's a nuh, add an e-t et
You put them all together and that spells net
That's net, n-e-t, net

All: That's net, n-e-t, net

Mr. Hooper: You take an n, that's a nuh, add an e-t, et

All: You put them all together and that spells net

Susan: Okay Oscar, your turn

Oscar: I don't wanna!

Susan: Come on!

Oscar: OK!!!
You take a w, wuh, add an e-t, et
You put em all together and they spell wet
That's wet, w-e-t, wet

All: That's wet, w-e-t, wet

Oscar: You take a w, wuh, add an e-t, et

All: You put them all together and they spell wet

Susan: But I like my word best, pet

Mr. Hooper: Ahh, they'll get caught in my net

Gordon: Yeah, but your net can't fly like my jet

Oscar: I didn't like any of your words and I think you're all wet!!!!

All: Oh, Oscar!!!