I'm a gangster now look at me.
I am in the KGB.
Me and the boyz we're all so bad, so don't diss us or make us mad.
Cause we're the Kokomo Gangsta Boyz, we're tough.
We are rough and we like to cuss.
Get me by myself and I'm so weak,
But when I'm with the boyz I can't be beat.
Well, now, I'm in a gang and I'm so bad.
I got my colors they're just so rad.
I got my boyz and they got my back.
Well I'm only a freshman, but I don't care.
I'm still a man cuz I got pubic hair.
You better watch out, cause I'm so tough.
I'm a gangster now look at me.
I am in the KGB.
Me and the boyz we're all so bad, so don't diss us or make us mad.
Cause we're the Kokomo Gangsta Boyz, we're tough.
And we are rough and we like to cuss.
Get me by myself and I'm so weak,
But when I'm with the boyz I can't be beat.
So don't look at me wrong, or get in my way,
Cause I guarantee that you will pay.
If you're messin' with me, you're messin' with the whole family.
We'll wait till after school one day
When you turn your back the other way.
We'll all jump you at once, cuz we're so tough.
You wanna be in a gang? And you wanna be like me?
It's not hard at all, in fact it's easy.
Just follow these ten easy gangsta rules.
And you can be in our club of G-boy gangsta fools.
There's ten steps to be in a gang.
We're gonna bust a cap in your head.
If you're not in our gang, you might as well be dead.
One, get a knife or a gun. Two, get some name brand shoes.
Three, by some jnco jeans. Four, buy some more.
Five, talk like a gangsta. Six, dress like a gangsta.
Seven, listen to G-boy gangsta music. Eight, cause trouble and be full of hate.
Nine, pretend to be so tough. Ten, get a rude attitude.
And the last thing you gotta go through is let us beat the crap outta you,
Beat the tar out of you, beat you till you're black and blue.