My girlfriend says I can't do this
My wife says don't do that
Another case of p.m.s.
Gonna have a heart attack
I need a small vacation
Maybe fly jamaica's way
Told my lawyers and accountans
Done all I can take

Oh no livin in the no
One more mother breathing down
My neck
I think I will explode
Oh no livin in the no (how'd ya like
To live your life)
Everyday , everywhere I go it's livin in the no

Tv says dead for christmas stalkers
On the loose
Another freeway shooting
And I'll be hangin by a noose
I can't seem to shake it
I guess it's a bad news spell
Special thanks to mom & dad
For bringing me to hell

Chorus

You heard about what magic
Caught
Too many penthouse pets
Oh don't forget your protection baby
Lord knows you might be next