we' ve got funhouses,murder go rounds
house of horrors,and wax museums
tunnels of love,terror wheels
house of mirrors and killing fields

Verse 1:Violent J
aaah shit!
damn bitty bam
im violent j and i fucked your mom
and im leadin this spectacle in your town
we got magic and voodoo and wicked clownz
if people dont like these juggalo's
you can take these nuts and juggle those
if your scared to sleep
with your parents under the covers
i'll hex all three of you muthafuckas
we got bitches with bearded faces
hunchback acrobatic mental cases
serial murderin phsychopatchic's
and little rednecks with hatchets,chop!!!
in detroit we don't love tha crypt
but that don't mean i won't bitch smack that lip
we got full blood people ?
welcome to the greatest show on earth

Chorus:
(everyone come see the greatest show)
invite everybody that you know
(come and be down with the clownz)
give it to me
the magical thug carnival's in town

repeat

Verse 2:Shaggy 2 Dope
im shaggy the clown
and i dont give fucks
i push old ladies out infront of mac trucks
i picked your daughter up,never in need
dropped her off in the mornin smellin like weed
fuck chief simmons and his drunk ass clique
and every other rock band that stole my shit
we real juggalo's
with the dead we dance
and i'll kick your ass through your leather pants
i'ma wizard i sold wicked hex's
and made your nutsac bigger than texas
and as you cry how fragile it gets
i'll stomp it and throw bricks at that bitch
i'ma circus sideshow faygo fool
so fuck video shows and lalapalooza
your girl from a world five under the dirt
bring you the greatest show on earth,bitch!

Chorus(2X's)

Violent J:
everybody come see the greatest show
gather up all juggalo's and roll
(c'mon)
everybody come see the greatest show
gather up all juggalo's and roll
(c'mon)
everybody come see the greatest show
gather up all juggalo's and roll
(c'mon)
everybody come see the greatest show
everybody come,everybody come,everybody

Verse 3:violent j & shaggy 2 dope
(violent j)-next time it strikes on the chosen chord
spike clark puts it all through his ? board
me and shaggy recite the forbidden pass
that tell you that they're comin for your bitch ass
(shaggy 2 dope)-how can you tell if they're out to get ya
look in the mirror
see a clown that wit ya
first you see him next second he's gone
that can only mean that it won't be long
(violent j)-we did it
i'm still keepin it real
put triple dog dates on ferris wheels
strap my coffin up to em and roll
you can tell i'm comin cuz i shake the floor!
(shaggy 2 dope)-tell your bitch ass mama that she can suck my dick
you see it got so crazy up wit my shit
(bitch)
nothin could stop us
nothin on earth
now witness the greatest show on earth!

Chorus(2X's)
(muthafucka!!!)

violent j w/backround vocals:
everybody come see the greatest show
gather up all juggalo's and roll
(c'mon)
everybody come see the greatest show
gather up all juggalo's and roll
(c'mon)
everybody come see the greatest show
gather up all juggalo's and roll
(c'mon)
everybody come see the greatest show
everybody come,everybody come,everybody

Chorus until end