For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside - Now here's a celebration of failure and losing - Like to put a shout out to all y'all far and wide - Sorry people but this is the way it's gotta be - I know, I know, I know, I know - we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low - The end is near there's lots to fear - No such thing as a good day is what I'm told - Let the bad times roll - The grass is never greener on the other side - I'll stay right here and frolic in the dirt and gravel - Where's the love in this room? I feel teary eyed. - Between you and me I don't think it's ever gonna change - Descend, rear end, offend a friend - It's wise of you to run and hide from what's around the bend - The end is near there's lots to fear - No such thing as a free lunch is what I'm told - Let the band times roll - Up to me I'll embrace them happily - let you people know I'm not foolin' - come take a ride with me down to Riverside - show you what it's like to be coolin' - Life's gotta be a little better overseas - whwre everyone's drivin' a Mercedes - unsatisfied with my mailorder bride - so much for my last attempt with the ladies - Listen to nobody this is the way I think - Tell 'em all you're gonna live at least until you're forty - Just be glad you're only one shade of blue in the face - Wake up smell the shit and think that everything is great - I know, I know, I know, I know - we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low - The end is near there's lots to fear - No such thing as a good day is what I'm told - Let the bad times roll