i'm gonna buy myself a small plane.
i'm gonna crash it on their south lawn.
i'm gonna sleep down by his quarters.
i'd like to have sex with his daughters.

i'm gonna buy myself a small plane,
gonna crash it on their south lawn,
just big enough for me.

i'm just another freight truck driver.
he's just another white house sciver.
had a gun, ready your air-cracked.
big bell got duty to broadcast.

i'm gonna buy myself a small plane,
gonna crash it on their south lawn,
just big enough for me.
i'm gonna buy myself a small plane,
gonna crash it on their war zone,
just big enough for me.

i'm gonna have to shoot my way out,
to give the acting boys some more plot.
i was butch cassidys tutor,
although sundance was cuter.