I am a cow so I eat grass.
But i'm so fat I can't move my ass
As time ticks by
Still I try
No place for carrots in my diet
On my own here I go

I'm having trouble trying to sleep
I guess I should'nt have ate the sheep
As men walk by
I try not not to cry
My boyfriend dumped me the other day
On my own here I go

(repeat 1st verse)