(Tommy Collins)

If you got a Cadillac boy and a 40 room shack boy
A bucket full of money and a tree full of honey
But if your gettin' no huggin'
No smoochin' or a muggin'
If you ain't lovin'
Than you ain't livin'

If your ridin' on a gravy train
Instead of walkin' down lovers lane
You can't make hey boy
Cause your goin' the wrong way boy
You gotta get a a little honey
It's better than money
If you ain't lovin'
Than you ain't livin'

If they call you a big man
Cause you got a lot of bottled land
If you're kin to the President
And ya help from the Government
But if your gettin' no attention
You're better off on the pension
If you ain't lovin
Than you ain't livin'

If you got a string of long cards
And your smokin' them 4 bid cigars
You ain't so well to do
Unless you get a little coochy-coo
It takes a little bit a smackin'
Or your lifes lackin'
If you ain't lovin'
Than you ain't livin'