("Check, check, OK ... cool") {Beavis and Butthead sample}
("Here we go") (Rolling)

(Hey)
Yeah

Carjack used 2 fix flat tires ("Get your ass out here right now!")
Cadillac used 2 be a Benz ("Hey, get out of the street")
Big joint never gotcha higher
Freebase cost U in the end

CHORUS:
I'm just a no-name reporter, I wish had nothin' 2 say
Lookin' through my new camcorder tryin' 2 find a crime that pays
I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loiterin'
Chaos and disorder rulin' my world 2 day

He's gay used 2 mean he's happy
Nowadays happy ain't allowed ("Forward!")
U're played used 2 mean top 40
("U're listening 2 WNPG and we welcome U 2 Chaos and Dis...")
Now 40 days of bein' played ain't proud

CHORUS

Yeah, woo!
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) {x2}

Safe sex used 2 mean no babies when intercourse used 2 mean fun
If I had 15 ladies, I would only fuck with one

I get hit by a mortar, everywhere I go I'm loiterin'
Chaos and disorder rulin' my world 2 day
(Escuchame, no se puede está mas joven que antes)

{Listen 2 me, U can't be younger than before}

(Qué es eso que le preocupa al sénor?)

{What are U worried about, sir?}

(Nunca sé la vi yo la señora)
{I never saw her}

Yeah yeah yeah!
(I'm not gonna tolerate U people without a warrant)
Yeah yeah yeah!
(Oh no no!)
Huh!