Goin' home, late last night
Suddenly I got a fright
Yeah I looked throught the window
And surprised what I saw
A Fairy with boots on dancin' with a dwarf
Alright now!

Fairies wear boots and now you gotta believe me
Yeah I saw it, I saw it
I tell you no lie

Yeah Fairies had boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes
Woah right now!

So I went to the doctor to see what he could give me
He said Son, son, you've gone too far
'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do
Yeah!