Hey you, you have too much hair
And we don't like what you wear
And you have really bad breath
So were gonna beat you to death

Because there is plenty of us
And only one of you
We've got plenty of reasons
And here's just a few

You put your chocolate in my peanut butter
I was walking and you were in my way
You looked at me without my permission
And never even apologized

You put your chocolate in my peanut butter
That's good enough reason for me to bash
You put your chocolate in my peanut butter
That's good enough reason for me to smash

No justice/there's just us/so trust us

You put your chocolate in my peanut butter
You put your chocolate in my peanut butter
You put your chocolate in my peanut butter
You put your chocolate in my peanut butter