I'm a person just like you
But i've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Or hang out with the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
(you know what i'm talking about)
Or passin' out at all the shows
I've got straight edge
I laugh at the thought of eating ludes
I laugh at the thought of sniffing glue
Cause I've got straight edge oh
I've got straight edge