I want a diamond
I really do
I think that you
Should give me one

Then you can prove
Your love is true
And that the gift giving
Has just begun

I want that diamond
I want that thing
A tennis bra-
Celet or ring

It better shine
It better cut
I know it is expensive but

What other way
Can you make four months
Of your measly salary
Last a lifetime?

And what other thing
Have I ever axed you for?

Besides
The ability to read my mind
And I didn't get that either
Yet.

I want that diamond
I want it so
All of my irratating friends will know

That I have worth
Not only that
But that you love me even though I'm fat

I want it and I want it now.
I'll say it once I don't care how
You get it you can rob a store
There just is nothing I want more

Than diamond jewelry for me
And I'll talk louder so you'll see
How very much this means to me

Even some little stud earrings
Gimme the goddamn diamond