Friday night we good to go
Out on Punani Patrol
Hey hey whoa whoa
Friday night Punani Patrol

The local boys are cruising up and down
In hopes of finding Punani town
They dress to kill they look like men on a mission
Guided by instinct and their manly premonitions

Friday night we good to go
Out on Punani Patrol
Hey hey whoa whoa
Friday night Punani Patrol

There's something shakin' down the waterfront
The music's coming from the ocean club
Wall to wall punani overflowing out the door
What a situation, who could ask for more

Friday night we good to go
Out on Punani Patrol
Hey hey whoa whoa
Friday night Punani Patrol

One liner pickup lines and goo goo eyes
Big body macho man there's nothing they won't try
You'll understand when you go on patrol
And score that first punani and lose all control

(Rap by B.E.T. [Papa T & J.D.])

Friday night we good to go
Out on Punani Patrol
Hey hey whoa whoa
Friday night Punani Patrol

Hey hey whoa whoa
Friday night Punani Patrol

Friday night Punani Patrol

We're down on Punani Patrol

Friday night Punani Patrol