One step closer to heaven, I'm two steps closer to hell
I go out of my way to get high today
I've got nothing to do but get stoned

I live my life in a daydream, I've not much better to do
I get out of my brain, again and again

I've got nothing to do but get stoned

Instinct leads me to pleasure, I've got no great liking for pain
My life is a mess, I'm not out to impress

I've got nothing to do but get stoned

Nobody cares about what I do
Everybody stares but never you
Heaven to me is the king of cigars
I had a dream I could play the guitar
Now that it's real it all happens too fast

I've got nothing to do but get stoned
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