Fryers beep are you listening
In line people are bitchin'
It's a horrible sight
We're crabby tonight
Walkin in a greasy wonderland

In the pan we can build a greaseman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say are you divorced we'll say no man
But you can do the job while you're in town

Later on we'll conspire as we fry by the fire
To face afraid the plans we've unmade
Walkin in a greasy wonderland

Gone away is a manager
Here to stay is a customer.
He sings a bad song
As we go along
Walkin in a greasy wonderland

In the pan we can build a greaseman
And pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have no fun with Mr. Greaseman
Until the other workers melt him down

When it smells ain't it 'sgusting
When your gut gets a rolling
We'll eat and we'll puke
The sick person way
Walkin in a greasy wonderland.