I look but never touch
She says I drink to much
I only think about myself, sex, and the couch
You light up my whole day
whenever you're away
I'd love to say I've got you figures out - no way

If I got my hands on you
I would make you do all the things I want you to
And bend your will to mine
Then I'd never hear you whine
Everybody break out
It's enough to shout

(chorus)
She's calling and we're brawling
This is the hell that is my life
I'm laughing and she's crying
This is the hell that is my life

I feel the world revolves around me
I take my one-way street
I only have one serious bone in my body
You say you're not amused
You love to hate me too
You claim you wish you never got my name tattooed

Now you got your hands on me
And you can make me be what you want me to be
And slash away my will
Still, you're my only thrill
Everybody break out
It's enough to shout

(chorus)

You say you're not amused
You love to hate me too
Now you tell your friends that we're through and never screwed

I can take just so much more
And you got so mcuh more in store
'Cause when you say your mom don't like me
I say that your mom's a whore
And then you call me a selfish pig
Then somethign smalls turns into something big
The more you shovel in the more I dig
The more you shovel in the more I dig

She called, we talked, I screamed, she cried
This is the hell that is my life
She called, we talked, I laughed, she tries
This is the hell that is my life

(Chorus)