I know a man who rules the world
he wears a beard and I know
He wrote his own bible

He knows a way to make me smile
I give him all my money
and for a while
I am happy

But you’re so foolish
to get what you need
you have to believe

Everything’s true, everything’s true
If you want it to be
Everything’s true, everything’s true
If you want it to be

We have these fancy
"spank me" parties
Yeah, it’s him and me we’re like
one big family

To become a good boy
you must pray
To get to heaven you must pay
But that’s okay

You’re so foolish
to get what you need
you have to believe

Everything’s true, everything’s true
If you want it to be
Everything’s true, everything’s true