I went down to the guitar store and I bought myself some things

Then I went home to fix this guitar to see if it could sing.

When I got done I plugged it in but it made no sound at all.

So I was gettin' pretty pissed and I plugged it into the wall.


Guess it's not a signing type, it would rather yell and spit.

If you don't think you'll like this guitar then you're really askin' for shit!

`Cause when I get mad, I get red, and then I start to steam.

And this guitar is gonna fuck your face `cause it knows how to scream!


Hi, I'm Bill. I was the one who did the cover art for the Stone's Sucking in the 70's LP.