Leave me alone
I won't pick up the phone
And I won't listen to messages
Sent by someone who calls up and says:
"I don't like how you're living your life
Get yourself a wife
Get yourself a job
You're living a dream
Don't you be a slob
Slob, slob"

Leave me again
Don't hang out in my den
Waiting for little proofs to appear
That I drank some of grandaddy's beer
"I don't like how you're living your life
Get yourself a wife
Get yourself a job,
You're living a dream
Don't you be a slob
Slob, slob"