Girl: It's my cookie!

Boy: It is not, it's mine!

Girl: No, it's my cookie!

Cookie Monster: Dum-de-dum-dum-dum ... What seem to be problem?

Girl: Well, there's only one cookie here and we both want it.

Boy: Yeah and it's mine!

Girl: It is not! It's my cookie! I saw it first!

Boy: Yeah, but --

Cookie Monster: Hold on, me will decide who get cookie.

Girl: Are you kidding?!?

Boy: Yeah, you're the Cookie Monster! If you decide, we know who will get the cookie!

Girl: We weren't born yesterday, you know!

Cookie Monster: Now hold on, hold on ... Okay, me decided that Smallest Person get cookie!

Girl: Of all the -- the smallest person gets the cookie?

Cookie Monster: Uh-huh.

Girl: (squatting down) Okay I'm the smallest! I'm the smallest!

Boy: Hey, that's not fair! You're scrunching down!

Girl: I'm the smallest!

Boy: You can't do that, I'm smaller than you!

Cookie Monster: (stopping them) Okay, okay. (to Girl) You small, (to Boy) you smaller, but --

(Cookie Monster stands aside and suddenly begins to shrunk to pint-size.)

Girl: How'd he do that?

Boy: I don't know, but he's the smallest!

Cookie Monster: (high-pitched voice) I do anything for cookie!

(Cookie Monster picks up the cookie, now bigger than he is, and marches off.)