Narrator: A goat can feel happy
A goat can feel sad
A goat can feel wonderful
A goat can feel mad

Goat: Feel mad! Feel mad! Feel mad!
It ain't bad to feel mad

N: If someone pulled the hair on his chin
Would a goat say nothing, stand there and grin?

Goat: NO! I get mad! I get mad! I get mad!
It ain't bad to get mad

N: And what if someone gave him a fright
Would a goat laugh, "Ha, ha, it's quite all right"?

Goat: NO! I get mad! I get mad! I get mad!
It ain't bad to get mad

N: And what if someone does something unkind
Would a goat pretend he doesn't mind?

Goat: NO! I get mad! I get mad! I get mad!
It ain't bad to get mad

N: And if a friend lets him down

Pig with ice cream cone: (snorting) Forgot to bring one for YOU.

N: Would a goat say, "No matter, don't worry, I couldn't care less"?

Goat: NO! I get mad! I get mad! I get mad!
It ain't bad to get mad

N: And in the end most folks are glad
To find out what makes him mad

All: He gets mad, he gets mad, he gets mad.
It ain't bad to get mad!

Goat: Yeah!