Bob: I've got two eyes, one, two
They're both the same size, one, two
I've got two eyes...and they're both the same size.

Susan: I've got two ears, one, two
They help me hear, one , two
I've got two ears, they help me hear

Bob: I've got two eyes...and they're both the same size

Gordon: Two arms have I, one, two
I can hold them up high, one, two
Two arms have I, I can hold them up high

Susan: I've got two ears, they help me hear

Bob: I've got two eyes...and they're both the same size

Mr. Hooper:Two hands have I, one, two
They can wave goodbye, one, two
Two hands have I, they can wave goodbye

Gordon: Two arms have I, I can hold them up high

Susan: I've got two ears, they help me hear

Bob: I've got two eyes...and they're both the same size

Oscar the Grouch: I've got two knees, one, two
They're as round as you please. one, two
I've got two knees, they're as round as you please

Mr. Hooper: Two hands have I, they can wave goodbye

Gordon: Two arms have I, I can hold them up high

Susan: I've got two ears, they help me hear

Bob: I've got two eyes...and they're both the same size

Big Bird: I've got two feet, one, two
They can walk down the street, one, two
I've got two feet, they can walk down the street

Oscar: I've got two knees, they're as round as you please

Mr. Hooper: Two hands have I, they can wave goodbye

Gordon: Two arms have I, I can hold them up high

Susan: I've got two ears, they help me hear...

(pause, then..)

Everybody: We've got two eyes...and they're both the same size