(spoken)
Snuffy: All right everybody, you wanna do the Snuffleupagus Polka?

Kids: Yeah!

Snuffy: All right! Everyone get in their places. And you don't have to be a Snuffleupagus to do it, it just helps to have some around. AND you are in luck today, because there are two of us here, my little sister Alice, and me. I hope you wanna do it, because it's great excercise. All right, Maestro, hit it!

(music starts)
Snuffy: There's a nifty little dance
That Snuffleupaguses do
You may think it's not for you
That simply isn't true
You don't need to have a Snuffle
To be among the few
Who can do the Snuffleupagus Polka
Hey!

(all dance)

Just go and find yourself
A Snuffleupagus or two
We'll show you what to do
We'll do our dance with you
We'll polka, polka, polka, polka
'Til the day is through
Yeah, we'll do the Snuffleupagus Polka
Hey!

(all dance)

We're your perfect polka partners

Alice: I'm Alice

Snuffy: And I'm Snuff!
So let's all strut our stuff
We just can't get enough
It's the dance that keeps us going
When the going's getting tough
We do the Snuffleupagus Polka
We do the Snuffleupagus Polka
Do the Snuffleupagus Polka
Yeah!