Hi, I'm Donnie Budd (?) and I want you to know
I'm the number one fiddle in this number show
Here's two little toucans, one, two
Do a little dance they do at the zoo
It's called the (violin playing) Two-Step

Ooooh, take 2 steps on the tips of your toes
Take 2 steps that's the way it goes
Dance one two on the tips of your toes
Careful not to step on your girlfriend's nose

(toucans dancing and counting) 1-2 1-2 1-2 1-2

Well, that's it, easy to do
All you have to do is count to 2

(toucans dancing and counting) 1-2 1-2 1-2 1-2

If two toucans, two hairy gnus can
Two caribou can count to 2
Two kangaroos can, even cuckoos can
Then my friend, so can you

(toucans and animals dancing and counting) 1-2 1-2 1-2 1-2

(other animals disappear and toucans remain, looking tired)

(toucans say) 2!