Somewhere some girl is crazy.
And some boy's half out of his head.
Somewhere somebody's fearless.
And someone won't wind up dead.
Somewhere two hearts are pounding.
And they don't care what's correct.
Somewhere somebody's fallin' in love.
Without a background check...

Son, I'm Mr. P.C..
Believe you me.
I'm the ultimate king of correct.
And if you wanna make it.
You gotta make her take it.
As a sign a' your big respect.
If you're gonna do it.
You gotta see through it.
To the heavenly trust that it is...
Then you can call her a slut.
And you can call her a slave.
If you remember to call her Ms...


Where the rubber meets the road.
Welcome to protection mode.
Used to be sex, was a fine hello.
Now the rubber meets the road.
Ya say "girl, you're a beauty".
But I'm no beast.
I got a little contract right here...
See, you can slam on the brakes.
Anytime you got the stick.
Even if we're in 4th gear.
Cop in the front seat.
Lawyer in the back seat.
Gettin' it on videotape.
Got a shrink in the bed, lord.
Sittin' on the headboard.
Swearin' that we both got raped.


Where the rubber meets the road.
Welcome to protection mode.
Used to be sex, was a fine hello.
Now the rubber meets the road.
Where the rubber meets the road.
Boy meets girl and watch it explode.
Yes means no means yes means no.
Where the rubber meets the road!


Somewhere some girl is crazy.
And some boy's half out of his head.
Somewhere somebody's fearless.
And someone won't wind up dead.
Some where two hearts are pounding.
And they don't care what's correct.
Somewhere somebody's fallin' in love.
Without a background check...
Somewhere somebody's fallin' in love.
Without a background check...


Where the rubber meets the road.
Welcome to protection mode.
Used to be sex, was a fine hello.
Now the rubber meets the road.
Where the rubber meets the road.
Boy meets girl then watch it explode.
Yes means no means yes means no.
Where the rubber meets the road!
Where the rubber meets the road.
Welcome to protection mode.
Used to be sex, was a fine hello.
Now the rubber meets the road.
Where the rubber meets the road.
Boy meets girl then watch it explode.
Yes means no means yes means no.
Yes means no means yes means no.
Yes means no means yes means no.
Where the rubber meets the road!
Where the rubber meets the road!


Somewhere some girl is crazy.
And some boy's half out of his head.
Somewhere there's just the moment,
Where all remains unsaid.
Somewhere two hearts are pounding.
And they don't care what's correct.
Somewhere somebody's fallin' in love.