I wanna f*** a dog in the ass
He wants to f*** a dog in the ass
I wanna f*** a dog
Thats right kids

I tried to f*** your mom in the ass
tried to f*** your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
And his ass

We wanna f*** a dog in the ass
We wanna f*** a dog in the ass
We wanna f*** a dog

I tried to f*** a f***ing pirate in the ass
Ah me and me first mate the scurvey cur
Tried to f*** a f***ing pirate
But I found the dog
Ah that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister!
(He was a mexican pirate)

We wanna f*** a dog in the ass
We wanna f*** a dog in the ass
Wanna f*** a f***ing dog