Corn in my jar

There's corn in my jar and I don't know why
I'd rather it be a piece of pie
Hey could u tell me why
There's corn in my jar

One I met a girl
She was bear and half squirrel
She had a hairy back and smelly arm pits
It made me think about my sister

All this is weird
It's funny to me
Oh wait, now I gotta pee

Jar......jar.....theres corn.... in my jar (repeat)