Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - You shouldn't have, Oh- you didn't. - You're so generous. Thanks for nothing. - Never mind all the stuff I bought for you - It was my pleasure, getting nothing back. - Come next year I'm getting you what you got me - Fucking Nothing. See how you like it - I don't have much money but I got you something nice. - I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price... - To show I care this time of year- - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - So I'm a sap, under the Christmas tree. - Trying to find the gifts I thought you got for me. - But there was nothing there- what a shock. - just the torn up wrappings from all the gifts I bought. - Thanx for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas - Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with. - What a blessing. You're really something. - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - I've been so selfless, choosing gifts so thoughtfully - Sweating in a crowed mall and you don't get shit for me. - You selfish asshole. I hope you die. - Choking on your putrid pile of presents 6 feet high - Thanx for making Christmas such a disappointment - Thanx for making sharing seem so fucking pointless - What a pal. I'll tell you one thing- - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing.