I see you on the brigde hanging with your friends and i dont know what to say? You pretend as if u dont know me and turn around to stop and stare i would like for u to be my friend

but when i see your eyes wondering back at me i get this feeling inside that u care and when u tell you know what i thinking i feel like saying u dont really no NO WAY!

I know u want it so come and get it you keep on telling me no no way hose i know u feel it but sometimes i know that when u fart i can smell it!

You told me that u , had diareah so i took u to the doctors! u told that they said u had constapation!!! i told u no way would i be your friend i said no way u fart way too much and thats when it ended u passed away from your farting ability!

i know u didnt want to fart like that but u almost stunk up the town!!! NO WAY!