I'm Andy Cole's tortured soul
Lost out again in front of goal
I wish I had your cocaine confidence

Some girls are easier on the eye
But could you take the silent lives
I wish I had your full on arrogance

But I'm a white witch, mad bitch, hooked on drugs
The jury's out, the lawyer shrugs
The angel on my shoulder falls asleep

Do you believe in me or are you leaving me?
Do you believe in me or are you leaving me?

I thought I was Columbus
Turns out Antarctic Scott
And I always ate my friends along the way

But don't ask about the reasons
Nor reason with my aims
The closer you'll appear the less I'll say

Do you believe in me or are you leaving me?
Do you believe in me or are you leaving me?
Do you believe in me or are you leaving me?
Do you believe in me or are you leaving me?

Silent fool!
But give me time and I might prove
I could do anything I choose

I'm Andy Cole's tortured soul,
lost out again in front of goal
I wish I had your cocaine confidence

But I'm a white witch, mad bitch, hooked on drugs
The jury's out, the lawyer shrugs
And all the wine you had just left me sober

Do you believe in me or are you leaving me?
Do you believe in me or are you leaving me?
Do you believe in me or are you leaving me?
Do you believe in me or are you leaving me?

Drink puts the angel on my shoulder to sleep

Drink puts . . .