He snuck out of the city
The night it had come early
She always used to say
Life's a dirty business
So why not do it while
The world's in bed

And there's a fake part of me
That comes off so you can read
I was made by the Taiwanese in Taiwan
But they don't like it that much
Because its called Formosa

He snuck into the city
The dawn had come early
She always used to say
Life's a dirty business
So just be a prick and do it
While the worlds awake