i am a puppet on a string i am the worst thing worst thing you've ever seen i am impossible to believe i'm pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity i'm irrational i'm illogical hypocritical a bleeding heart liberal i'm an alien dressed like gideon i'm a malcontent a thorough modern idiot watch me as i fall i am humble i am vain what motivates me something i can't explain i am outrageous and insane i'm fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine i'm an honest hypocrite imploding modern idiot i am a slave to my abuse convicted caught with no excuse i'm pathetic apathetic disillusioned disconnected i am lost i am free i'm impossible to believe a walking chemical statistically impossible a thorough modern idiot watch me as i fall