I used to have a girl but she was no where
I started ta callin' her, Frigidaire
She cut my heart cold so it stayed nice and fresh
And my love life was just a frozen mess, now
Awww now ya'll do it
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
She had the coldest love that I ever saw, now
She had the kinda love that would never thaw,
I got frost bit and I'm still sore
From tryin to get to her vegetable drawers
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
I thought I had the woman for myself, now
I liked what she had on her bottom shelf
I tried to kiss the little girl one day
My lips got stuck on an ice tray, now
Awww ya'll do it
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
I finally got where I wanted to go
But wouldn't you know it, I grab a handful of snow, now
No matter how much a Frigidaire costs
A sooner or later you know it's got to defrost, now
Awww ya'll do it
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
I almost froze when she got into bed
She said she was tired and then she laid down her head, now
The room was dark when she started to yawn
She opened her mouth, you know the light came on, now
Awww ya'll do it
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman