Mom and dad, how'd you get so rad?
When exactly did you get so hip?
Wearing teenage clothes, your always coming to my shows,
Telling me that I should mellow out!

Its absurd, your singing every word
Things I like your not supposed to understand,
Bands I like your not supposed to watch
So please put down that rum and coke, thats no behaviour for old folks, I thought the apple fell down from the tree...

Dad and mom, what planet are you from?
And what convinced you to pack up and leave?
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What's the matter with parents today?

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Mom and dad, I think you ought,
To quit smoking so much pot
And hanging with my friends...
Laying around on the couch
With my misfits records out,
Softly banging their heads