Song parody-- Johnny & Sher singing "I hide you babe."
(Parody of Sonny & Cher singing "I got you babe")
[Johnny (Ashcroft) & Sher (Cher) singing "I hide you babe"]

C: Though you ain't young you oughta know
C: the sight of me won't always make things grow
J: I ain't so old to think that's true
J: that's why I want those curtains over you

J: Babe... I hide you babe. I hide you babe

C: You hid my boobs but folks lament
C: that lots of bucks on curtains you have spent
J: I must admit I have spent a lot
J: to keep the press from seein' what you got

J: Babe... I hide you babe. I hide you babe

C: I make men remember Spring
J: It's not right to show your things
C: My shape is full and firm and round
J: You make geezers' pulses pound.

C: You ought to want to get a long
J: 'cause lusting after justice can't be wrong
C: So put your little hand in mine
C: And tell the world my naked bust is fine

J: Babe... I hide you babe. I hide you babe.

C: I want you to show my glands, I want you to understand
J: though you're a part of history, you show us things we shouldn't see
C: John, if you'd just hold me tight, surely you would see the light
J: You're Justice, babe, and I'm your beau, I just can't let your bosom show

J: I'll hide you, babe