"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" - Obie Trice
[Intro] Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums*}

[Verse One: Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard wanking, Some that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm ing When I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and wanking I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without a wank So, come on and dip, bum on your lips that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this ing about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, wank YOU DEBBIE!

[Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like a wank for me So everybody, just wank with me Cause we need a little, ing Cause it feels so empty, without a wank I said this looks like a wank for me So everybody, just wank with me Cause we need a little, ing Cause it feels so empty, without a wank

[Verse Two: Eminem] Little wankers, kids wanking Embarrassed their parents still e thinking of Elvis They start feelin like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells WANK!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A wanker, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone ing And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ing ; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent wanker tune it in and then I'm gonna wankin, endin up under your skin like a splinter The center of e, back for the ing I'm wanking, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and wanking Testing, attention please Feel , soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

[Chorus] Now this looks like a wank for me So everybody, just wank with me Cause we need a little, ing Cause it feels so empty, without a wank I said this looks like a wank for me So everybody, just wank with me Cause we need a little, ing Cause it feels so empty, without a wank


[Verse Three: Eminem] A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin this wank, that wank Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit wankers And Moby? You can get stomped by wankers You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, wank me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen's to wankers Now let's go, just gimme I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been wanked, suspenseful with, a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices*} But sometimes the wank just seems everybody only wants to wank with me So this must mean I'm wankable But it's just me, I'm just ing No I'm not the first king of ing I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so wankfully and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that wanks Twenty million other white rappers But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without a wank

[Chorus] {*Eminem sings this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*} [Eminem] Kids!