Me work Hard five days a week,
Sweeping garbage from the street.
Come home not one book to read,
Mot 'nuff pictures for me see.
Sit right down in favorite chair,
Wearing only underwear.
Favorite night is Saturday night,
'Cause me can watch hockey fights.

Me like hockey
Me like hockey

Me not like pro basketball,
'Cause me short and they all tall.
Baseball slow like Forrest Gump,
'Cept when Robbie spits on ump.
Wrestlemania not so great,
Me like to see Hulk Hogan Skate.
TV socccer not that hot,
you play bad and you get shot.

Me like hockey
Me like hockey

Swedish players must be geeks, hahaha!
'Cause they still got own real teeth. Hahaha!
Not like Finnish players names,
What's a Teemu anyway? hahaha
Russians worst in history,
Got stupid names like Valeri. Hahaha!

Me like Sergi Federov,
Me like him more if head were off! Hahaha!

Me like hockey
Me like hockey
Me like hockey
We like hockey

Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Let them fight
Let them fight
Let them fight
Let them fight!
Let them fight!!
Let them fight!!!
Let them!!!!

Friends come over, put game on,
Argue then we lay bets down.
Got bag of chips and case of Bud,
Should last 'til end of first period.
But Yankees they win the World Cup,
Me think they cheat use glowing puck.
Maybe if we want to winder,
maybe we should play in winter.

Me Like Hockey
Me Like Hockey
Me Like Hockey
Me Like Hockey

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!