(Harlan Howard/Jackson Leap)

Well my baby's wearin' a permanent smile
A satisfied look I ain't seen for awhile
I ain't had no raise, fulfilled any dreams
But somethin's come over my baby it seems

I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealin' my honey
Lord I love that child love to see her smile
But these circumstances ain't funny
Where lies a danger is he a stranger or a pal
I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealing my gal

If I came home early Lord what would I find
Maybe I'd rather just walk around blind
I know baby loves me Lord I understand
I know how emotions can get out of hand

I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealin' my honey
Lord I love that child love to see her smile
But these circumstances ain't funny
Where lies a danger is he a stranger or a pal
I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealing my gal

Wherever he is well I'm callin' his bluff
I'm gonna start wearin' that good smellin' stuff
And I'll be the lover that I used to be
Whatever she's missin' she'll get it from me

I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealin' my honey
Lord I love that child love to see her smile
But these circumstances ain't funny
Where lies a danger is he a stranger or a pal
I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealing my gal

I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealin' my gal