mucho gusto me llamo Bradley I’m hornier than Ron Jeremy
and if you wanna get popped in your knee
just wipe that look off your fat face
you hate me cause I got what you need
a pretty little daughter that we call mixie
if you wanna get beat psychically... it will be over in a minute if ya..
so she told me to come over and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip drip drip
I didn’t know she had that GI Joe kung-fu grip

chorus: (repeat)
and it went uuh caress me down
uhh and that’s the lovin’ sound

when I kiss mixie it makes me feel horny
cause I’m the type of lover with the sensitivity
when she kiss my neck and tickle me fancy
she give me the right kind of love on Sunday morning

en otro lado es donde viví con mijita que se llama mixie
y su hermana si me quiere
y ahorita tenemos un bebé

sus padres sus padres me trataron matar
but they did not get to far
un poco después tuve que regresar
con un chingo de dinero cuz you know I’m a star

yo fui a Costa Rica para comer y sufriar
practicaba con la raza cuz they know who we are
sí no le dió cuenta and I bet you never will
you must be a muñeca if you’re still standing still

chorus (repeat)

me gusta reggae
me gusta punk rock
pero la cosa que me gusta más es panochita

Pon la nalga en el aire if you know who you are
con el nalga en el aire empieza gritar
no tenga miedo I’m your papí
take your chones y los manden a mí

levanta levanta tienes que gritar
levanta levanta tienes que bailar

chorus (repeat)

and the girls caressed me down
and that’s the lovin’ sound

[Translation]:

nice to meet ya my name’s bradley I’m hornier than ron jeremy ......

on the other side is where I used to live
with my girlfriend named mixie
and her sister if she wants me
and now we have a baby

her parents her parents tried to kill me
but they did not get too far
a little later I had to come back
with a shitload of money cuz you know I’m a star

I went to Costa Rica to eat and mess around
I practiced with the race (of people) cuz they know who we are
you didn't figure it out and I bet you never will
you must be a manequin if you’re still standing still

chorus

I like reggae
I like punk rock
but the thing I like most of all is pussy

Put your butt in the air if you know who you are
with your butt in the air we begin to yell
don’t be afraid, I’m your daddy
take your underwear and send them to me

get up, get up you have to shout
get up, get up you have to dance

chorus

and the girls ....